Chelo-kun's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Half Assed Pirates]

Shit funny

LOL, I did not see that one coming!

[How to Hook Up the NES]

I love it

It's like those old Goofy cartoons with the instructor/narrator. Good times, good stuff!

[Mastermind 4]

What?

"I f***ing love paper!" That is the funniest line, if I do say so myself.

[RAGEK]

Dude!!!

You, like, totally pawned EVERYONE! I don't like my heroes having their asses handed to them like some punk bitch, but I have to say that was awesome!

[The Tale of Stickmen pt.1]

Not bad

I've seen worse! At first I was concerned about the stationary bike with all the crazy lines, but it got better later on. Very action-packed; you have alot of animation potential, too. But there needs to be more acting among the stick-figures. And wheres the motivation to all of this?! Why was that bike guy chasing him? Why did the black stick bust in the building and beat up all those guys. Why did the reds attack him? Were they protecting something?

Well, you get where I'm going...

Better do some serious writing for Pt. 2, for your sake.

Su1c1d3r responds:

Hopefully you will understand the story better for part 2. Thanks for the review!

[Furries In Space Ii]

I'm not going to lie to you

1) You never introduce yourself the "director" or the "creator" of any project unless its at a premiere or something. Putting yourself like that makes you a real douchbag. And asking the audience not to criticize your work means you are too sensetive to be making anything. You need to be more thick skinned and tell people "I'll let my work do the talking." Seriously, behavior like that shows people that you are a little pussy!

2) Can you even call that a film?! It's a bunch of badly rendered pictures (which I suspect you didn't make) slightly moving from "here" to "there", thinking that it might keep it from being boring! It didn't work, mind you!

3)The soundtrack and voice recordings were just... just awful!

I'm sorry, I give people some slack if they really tried and earned it. But I just can't do it with you! I just can't.

[Misinterpretive Porn Star]

You're too good!

Damn it! You're so good at animating and being funny, I hate you!!!

[Mouse Target]

A cool splash of old school

A little bit of good old "Tom and Jerry" fun. The animation is a little rough and art is crude. But that can be fixed with practice. I have to applaud to you for the frame-by-frame, the acting, anticipation and reaction to other's actions. Bravo!

Toba122 responds:

It looks so ruff because my graphic tablets all jittery and malfunctional. Thanks for the review!

[A Bid For Freedom]

No words

To even attempt to describe the beauty of this polished jewel found in the refuse bin that is Newgrounds would be a great insult. I thoroughly enjoyed the artistry, the imagery, and of course the articulacy of it all. However, the references to youtube and such knocked it down from "timeless classic" to "contemporary masterpiece." and (in my opinion) weighed down the overall piece. Still, it didn't stop me from enjoying the experience. It was pleasure to view your vision. Thank you.

AdamCook responds:

Haha, it's no insult to us! It's certainly lovely that so many people like it so much that they have this idealised version of it with no earthly technical trappings.

I've actually been at parties that I thought would have been more entertaining on Youtube than in person; it's just what came to mind writing about that particular situation.

Nonetheless, I think I might do a version in the future that has less product placement, for all you wonderful visionaries and artistes out there.

It was a pleasure to make something you enjoyed. Cheers!

[Everything by Everyone]

Brrrr.

It gave me chills!